Coldhams Dons Football Club

Ben Shave
Chairman/Godfather

This cigar smoking, white cat stroking mean mother of a chairman runs this club with a merciless iron fist. 'Don Shave' is difficult to contact as he is often sailing down the Cam on his yacht wooing his latest Dons transfer target...

Bertie Rapkin
Position Unknown (your guess is as good as mine....)

He occasionaly turns up to committee meetings provided the shackles are off...

Greg Shadrack
Head of Sponsorship

Who needs Abramovich when you have got this guy on board!

Paul Woodhouse
Head of Coldhams Dons Media

Created the club crest from a drawing Carter made in the pub.

Simon Carter
Club Treasurer/Money Launderer

As corrupt as a Zimbabwean polititian...but no-one else volunteered for the position.

Steven Foster
Club Secretary

Takes the position that seriously he dresses like a secretary.



		Coldhams Dons Football Club
		The people's club...run by the people...for the people...