Peter pan impersonator Ben Shave has ruled himself out for a couple of weeks with a 'dodgy ankle/heel'.

The absence of left back Shave - who has also reportedly played as a striker and goalkeeper in his time - is a big blow for the Dons, who play their first game of the season against Litlington on Sunday.

The club's management are hoping that a little 'alternative therapy' will help speed up the healing process...

Sunday 5th September 2010

Coldhams Dons v Litlington Sunday

Sunday 12th September 2010

Banyers v Elmdon

Coldhams Dons v Barley

Gransden v Litlington Sunday

Plough (The) v Meldreth United

Sawston Athletic v Guilden Morden

Sunday 19th September 2010

Banyers v Gransden

Barley v Elmdon

Guilden Morden v Plough (The)

Litlington Sunday v Sawston Athletic

Meldreth United v Coldhams Dons

Sunday 26th September 2010

Banyers v Coldhams Dons

Guilden Morden v Gransden

Litlington Sunday v Elmdon

Sawston Athletic v Meldreth United

Former Dons player Alex Lemons looks to be rejoining the club for the 2010-11 season. The pacy attacker famously scored the first ever goal for the club in the 6-2 victory over Zebra in the summer of 2008. These look to be exciting times for the Dons and the new season can not come any sooner.

Lemons played in Sundays game against Coleridge Crusaders and managed to claim an assist for Dave Bolwerks bullet header.

There is going to be fierce competition for starting places this season...

Unfortunately ARU have had to pull out of the friendly scheduled for 24th August. The Dons have won the previous two matches 3-2 and 8-1. The game would have been a good finale to the Dons pre-season schedule but unfortunately it wasn't to be.

There was also an added spice to the fixture amidst revelations that midfielder Bertie Rapkin had been tapped up by ARU in recent weeks. The Dons stalwart also featured in a friendly match for them last week. Rumours of a club fine are circulating due to the players breach of contract and senior figures at the club are said to be 'fuming' at the incident. Coldhams Dons FC are refusing to comment on Rapkins position/future at the club.

The Dons are pleased to announce the following signings for the 2010-11 season:

Paul Matthews - a left-back and centre-back who impressed massively in the friendly against CFU last weekend. A tall, powerful defender with an eye for a good pass.

Will Day - a right-wing/right-back who needs no introduction to followers of the club. Will played in the 2008-09 season and has cemented his place as a fans favourite.

Former Dons legend Will Day looks to be making a sensational return to the Dons for the 2010-11 season. Day has just finished his degree and is set to ditch his countdown watching, tax-dodging, supernoodle munching lifestyle for the rough and tumble of Cambridgeshire Sunday League Football.

The deal is all but done, it is merely a paperwork exercise following talks with the player. If Chairman Shave would just put those cigars away it would have been done and dusted a long time ago...